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You, reading this. Not “You,” the Netflix show about Joe the murderer, but you.
I was just about to craft a Facebook post about this cookie and how it perfectly sums up my day, when I realized: those “friends” of Drew R. Garabo (not Drew Garabo Live or my only-if-I-know-you-in-real-life Drew Raymond Garabo and yes it is humiliating to have 3 separate accounts) didn’t shell out a dime to read my crap! How could I justify slapping y…