I’m going to be radioactive! I just read the instructions for (early) Friday morning’s scan. No food or drink for six hours before, blah blah blah. The usual rigamarole. There was a tiny note at the bottom that said that I will be slightly radioactive for up to six hours following the scan. HOW COOL! Six hours of being a superhero! If a spider bites me and then bites someone else, will they be the next Spider-Man? Will I have Iron Man-like strength? If I get angry, will I turn musclebound and green like The Hulk? I’m so excited.
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