An Embarrassing Confession

And the Agony of The Feet

I’m going to unveil something and finally get it off my chest in this post. It’s something that I’ve kept to myself for a very long time. Even those closest to me don’t know my Secret Shame, and it’s time that I get it out of my head and off my chest. It’s somewhat ridiculous, to be certain, and it finally affected my life enough to want to spew it out and cleanse my mind, body, and soul. This Substack seems like the perfect outlet for this catharsis, so lucky you…you subscribers get to learn my deepest embarrassment! That’s worth seven bucks a month, in my opinion. I only hope that it doesn’t cause you to think less of me, even though it probably should. Sigh. Okay, rolling up my sleeves…here we go.